Post by silbern on Dec 20, 2010 20:57:11 GMT -5
Well, howdy folks!
For the month or so numerous people, including myself, have been trying to survive this crazy world. My cowboy boots and hat are only some useful tools at my disposal but the most important is there melon on yer' shoulders! That's right kiddies. Keeping a cool and calculatin' head can mean the difference between life and death. So through out my travels I will be constantly up-dating this here list to make sure you ladies and gents can get by OK.
Rule 1#: This one is the most important. Have a goal. If you immediately thought that "Surviving the Walkers is my goal" then your wrong! Of course your trying to survive! Pick a goal like "I want to see the Grand Canyon or drive a really expensive car". It will keep your mind preoccupied and focus on that goal instead of all the death and drama surrounding ya'.
Rule 2#: Now my Mama always taught me never to go near these so-called "Beauties". Stripper Bars are secret lures that attract a man into the place then when your at your weakest, BAM! A walker is maulin' on yer noggin'. Meh, shit happens.
Rule 3#: If you meet Granny and the only thing close enough to beat 'er ass with his the cookie cutter then don't hesitate! Through your life surviving the damn apocalypse don't worry about what weapon you use as long as you use it. If you have to kill a walker using a vibrator then god forbid, don't let the awkwardness stop you unless you want to become the Walker's B****!
TO BE CONTINUED!